Music for Neighbors

On the one side, the neighbors throw used tampons and dirty diapers into the driveway. On the other, some person who seems to live in the garage is up making a godawful racket at 4am, taking out the trash. Our bathroom window looks down on this neighbor's driveway, and recently, there's been this ever shifting pile of objects. On first blush, it looks like trash, but, since the window is positioned over the toilet, I get to watch it metamorphose (peeing standing up) - it loses a children's tricycle, and gains a toaster oven. It loses a perfectly good spatula, and gains one of those hotplates Ratso Rizzo used.